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Top 10 Ridiculous Infomercial Products

As we get into the summer drought for all things fun on TV, let’s head to the infomercials for entertainment.

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Charlotte has shared a video with you on YouTube

For some reason my Badfurrvideos channel is very active. Despite the fact that it is only full of clips of other people’s work & I haven’t posted a video there in forever! I keep getting subscribers there. NOTE: My other two channels don’t get that love – just Badfurrvideos.

Now most of what I get there is uninteresting. Just people subscribing and stuff. But today I received this:

lastsupper

Now if you have followed my blog at all, you will know that I am an atheist. And a pretty dedicated one to boot. So anything to do with god isn’t going to interest me. If anything it’s going to piss me off. Which won’t get me to click on your video. If you want to send me youtube spam – stop, think, then don’t do it! But especially don’t do it if it is about religious crap. You don’t want to be on the wall of shame!

Tobuscus: Viral Song

Get this one too before it’s gone.

PBG Double Feature

Two great older PBG episodes for you to enjoy!

MySlave Kingdom – PBG

Adventure Island 3 – PBG

Dating Sites always suggest my brother

So, I am on a few dating sites. Sites like POF (Plenty of Fish), OK Cupid and a few others. I am lonely and I would like a mate. Makes sense.

But one thing they always seem to do is match me up with my bro. I get it. He’s in my area (we live in the same house), he’s similar to me (we’re siblings), and we’re both available. Too bad we don’t do the incest thing.

Now I understand their confusion – Often I go by Alley instead of Jen. And we don’t use the same last names (if I use that name). But I’ve been matched before when we have the same last name. So go fig. I usually just laugh and ignore him.

But then I got this email from POF:

POF humor

Apparently my brother is my top match. Nice one Plenty of Fish!!

Honest Trailers – Star Trek (2009)

There is no secret that I don’t like this movie. That I will never watch it again nor watch any of its sequels. This kinda sums it up for me.

THE STAR WARS FILIBUSTER

This is from an episode of Parks & Recreation where Patton Oswalt was given free reign to improv his own filibuster. Which was pretty darn awesome! How could you make it even more awesome? Well add shitty Animation to it!

Maybe I was wrong . . .

While I was away I didn’t get much comments. Then again I never really do. Only the spammers seem to love me.

Spammers love me(Click on the image for a better view)

In the time that I have been away dealing with personal stuff – there have been only four comments made that have made it through the Spam Filter.  And all of them have been Spam. Yeah, I guess they are good spam messages since they made it through and all, but seriously! Come on guys show me some love. Don’t just let the spammers talk to me. They are lame. Just like this message:

Bad Spam

So, okay this one DIDN’T survive the spam filter, but why should it? It’s just a bunch of text and links. I know you guys can do better!!!! I want to see good spam. Spam that can survive the filter. Fake spam. Written by you. This is the first bullshit contest I will be running like in forever! So, you gotta be a part of it! I mean it’s stupid. That should be enough.

So, here’s how it works. You compose a spam message comment to ANY of my previous posts on this site. It can be from three years ago or even this post. You write something totally not on the topic of the post and include a link. Because this is what all spammers love! The link can be anywhere. In the message, in the name, or anywhere else you can fit it. But the link must be the same. It must point to Channel the Alley. Why? Because this is my damm contest, that’s why!

Now, when I find comments that meet these criteria – not only will they go live on my site – I will collect them and post your best on a special post dedicated to you. Because in the end, you are the reason why I continue this blog. Even with personal and work issues. I want to hear from you and celebrate you! Isn’t that enough?

But what about prizes? I know every good contest should have prizes! Yes, they should. I will purchase a humble bundle of your choice for 10 dollars. Which means you get great games or awesome apps or awesome books for free!! And the world gets 10 dollars for charity. But, with only two prizes available you will have to work hard. Be creative. And it’s all yours!

Why not create a better prize? Because if I do, then you will take this too seriously! This is supposed to be a booby prize after all. So get cracking.

Contest ends at the beginning of next month. Let’s say July 4th. That makes it sound cooler.

Now get going!

Sim City: A Game to Kill For – NOT FAKE TRAILER

Let’s start with a classic from my watch later. I mean seriously, it’s time to get this gem out. It’s talking about Sim City and we all know how old of a game that is! Enjoy.

Everything Wrong With Transformers In 7 Minutes Or Less

I never watched any of the other Transformers Movies besides this one. Maybe this is why . . .

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